This Just In...

So - has anyone else noticed the new "Breaking News" tile ad on phantomgourmet.com???

Yeah - it's hard to miss. The only thing easy to miss on the Phantom's website is any actual content. Talk about a user-unfriendly interface. The website is, however, Uliss-friendly.


So - the Breaking News?
"Firefly's has $1 Weekday BBQ Beach Party Tickets"
What does that even mean? Talk about a mutual jerk-off.
The Andelmans read the Herald too much - kissing your own ass is NOT a headline.

Maybe they should break some effin' news about Steve Uliss's hair! What's going on up there? Hairplugs? Hair Club for Men? Is the guy going through a midlife crisis, or what? Maybe he's just come into some money, you know, after the expansion of his BBQ Empire into more white-trash suburbs.
I bet he drives a Miata. What a tool.

I can play journalist too. I uncovered the below images. The image on the right, Steve Uliss from a 2007 competitive BBQ appearance. The image on the left, Uliss's current headshot, a la Sears Portrait Studio.

YOU BE THE JUDGE!
(maybe a lil' lipo too, no?)